Ode To Mother

This is the poem that was on my Mother's Day card today:

"A Mother's Day Poem From the Dog"

You feed me when I'm hungry,

You keep water in my dish,

You let me sleep on anything,

Or in any place I wish.

You sometimes let me lick your hands,

or even lick your face,

Despite that fact I've licked myself,

In every private place.

You taught me how to come when called,

You taught me how to sit,

You always let me go outside,

So I can take a shxx stroll.

You'll always have my loyalty

up to the bitter end,

'cause after all, it's plain to see.......

You are a dog's best friend!

Happy Mother's Day.

Love; Mike, Kenny & Brent